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Five Italian Mysteries
- Why can’t you buy a plain old loaf of bread here?
- Why are all the young Roman priests (belinda’s word) hot? Aren’t ugly people attracted to religion anymore?
- Where have all the stylish people gone? 13 years ago it was all black and sharp, now it’s all Gen Y sloth.
- Just how early is too early for gelati?
- Just what do the Carabinieri do exactly?
Hmmmm.